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What the
Neighbors Did
You know who they are. There's at least one in every
neighborhood. The Decorators. Every square inch of space is covered in lights
and blow-up giant Santas. Lit-up wire deer bob their heads and red icicle lights
flash off and on, off and on, off and on. . . until you want to scream. But the
very worst neighbor is the one that has the giant singing snowman or set of
crooning chipmunks. It makes you want Santa to bring you a shiny new Red Ryder
shotgun!
Here, for your pleasure, is a selection of unfortunate holiday ornamentations.
Please submit your own finds for future inclusion! (Click the photos for a
larger image)
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Happy Birthday |
Ladder of Weird |
Holi-burger |
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Mooning Santa |
Santa-Baby: |
Sloppy Mickey |
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Scoopy-Poo |
Evil Santa |
Well of Souls |
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Snoopy's Lair |
Damned Lights |
Candy Cane Tapeworm |
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Uncle Sam-ta! |
Sponge Bob Christmas |
Brown Christmas Tree |
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