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PECULIAR GIFTS FOR PECULIAR PEOPLE
 

FOR HORROR FANS

For skateboarding vampire lovers: http://store.dolltv.com/drmoshskwisk.html

For completely hopeless horror geeks, a skeleton that dances to Play that Funky Music White Boy: http://store.dolltv.com/frgeanskdato.html 

Poe delight: http://store.dolltv.com/vipr12infifr.html 

Remote control scary sounds: http://www.prankplace.com/scary.htm
 

Combine a book with accessories to create a Tamara Thorne Care Package:
 

Thunder Road for UFO aficionados: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/6def/  

Bad Things and earthy elementals: http://www.prankplace.com/gnomes.htm 

Bad Things and earthy dog, motion activated to gross out missionaries of all faiths: http://www.prankplace.com/fartdog.htmhttp://store.dolltv.com/andigdog.html

Candle Bay and a very special vampire:  http://www.prankplace.com/fdracula.htm

The Sorority Trilogy and a dirty frat boy: http://store.dolltv.com/jobeasblblfr.html

FOR INTREPID GHOST HUNTERS

What every ghost hunter wants! http://store.dolltv.com/ghse1set7fib.html 

For ghost hunters with digital cameras: A REAL orb!  http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/foryourhome/5da2/

For Civil War reenactors and Gettysburg Ghost chasers: http://store.dolltv.com/civilwardolls.html

SOFT & FUZZY TRADITIONAL GIFTS
 

Blankey for baby nerds: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/blankets/574a/ 

Fuzzy bunny slippers.  http://store.dolltv.com/mopykirawibi.html

Nice warm winter hat. http://store.dolltv.com/mopytimenhat.html

Plush bunny toy for the kiddies. http://store.dolltv.com/barawibigpot.html

Extra special plush bunny toy: http://store.dolltv.com/bablrawipote.html 

SPECIALTY GIFTS

For the Children of People You Hate

. . . Because what's more important than sweet revenge during the holidays, or any other season?

Space-Age Habitat for Antkind.  http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/6fd6/    

Slippers! Plush toys! nightmares!  http://store.dolltv.com/cthulhu.html 

For the terminally barefoot and pregnant one on your list http://www.prankplace.com/teeth.htm 

For your children and grandchildren or that woman who decorates her cubicle with stuffed animals: http://www.prankplace.com/fartbear.htm 

Lollipops and other candy for bad little boys and girls http://www.prankplace.com/candy.htm

SPECIALTY GIFTS

Miscellaneous

For the  arrogant gourmet chef on your list:  http://www.hammacher.com/publish/50929.asp?source=Dealtime&keyword=50929&cm_ven=NewGate&cm_cat=Dealtime&cm_pla=&cm_ite=50929  

For the pompous asses on your list:  http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002UADAK/qid=1102234912/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_5/103-1902061-5415800?v=glance&s=toys 

Spy Guys: James Bond stealth camera.  But it's hidden in a Zippo lighter, so it's politically incorrect in California and other anti-smoking states.  You can bet that won't stand in the way of the Unpatriot Act enforcers, though! http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cameras/655e/

For wronged women: http://store.dolltv.com/kibififrquta.html

For guys who like really big bazongas: http://store.dolltv.com/sopamschtapl.html

For war history buffs: http://store.dolltv.com/famoustexans.html

Who has the governor who looks best naked?  Cally-for-neea!  http://store.dolltv.com/te3riofmadoa.html 

For friends who inhale: http://store.dolltv.com/chandchdofru.html

For golf fans: http://www.prankplace.com/golf.htm 

TAMARA'S FAVORITE GIFTS

Do you hate crowds? Hate going to the theater when you know it will be half empty and popcorn-munching idiots still sit behind you?  Or do you sit yawning through Hugh Grant/Julia Roberts romances because your honey likes them?  Well, yawn and swear no more!  There's a cure that will drive away the munchers and yawns!  The Remote Control Fart Machine!   http://www.prankplace.com/fart.htm

For People Who voted Blue: http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm 

For people who always change their smoke alarm batteries on time: http://www.prankplace.com/fartalarm.htm 

STOCKING STUFFERS  for the Caffeine-Addicted:

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,   

 I'd worn them for weeks and they needed the air . . .

(c) Tamara Thorne 2000 
 

My mouth's on fire but I'm alert!  http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/66c7/  

For non-morning people http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/

FOOSH!  http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/6e27/ 

SPECIALTY GIFTS

Clean and Dirty

For guys who drive hummers and huge pick-up trucks. Why not add what's missing? http://www.prankplace.com/trucknutz.htm  Comes in all your favorite colors 

Jingle Smells: for the neighbor who lets his dog poo on your lawn: http://www.prankplace.com/ruderover.htm 

For the hygienically challenged: http://www.prankplace.com/buttface.htm

For dog lovers  who can't get enough http://www.prankplace.com/dog.htm 

For War Movie fans:   Extra Salty Sgt. R. Lee Ermey talking doll http://store.dolltv.com/sgtrleeerdo.html 

For women who live with men: http://www.prankplace.com/revengetp.htm 

For sports fans of all sorts: http://www.prankplace.com/smashed.htm 

For people who can't get a date/like to blow things up/ really love animals:   A plethora of choices sure to keep them busy for hours (trying to kill you for giving this to them in front of the family) http://www.prankplace.com/inflatables.htm 

For college dorm rooms and office cubicles in buildings where team spirit makes you sick: http://www.prankplace.com/posters.htm 

Dog Poo Calendar http://www.prankplace.com/dogpoop.htm 

For people who bbq badly:  http://store.dolltv.com/chfraroro.html 

And maybe finish off your decorating with. . .  

WARM AND FUZZY DECOR FOR YOUR HOME
 

Bonzai cat ornaments. http://www.omegagrafix.com/mouseover/bonsai.htm  (Don't worry, this isn't real.)

For Die-Hard (and we do mean Die Hard) Republican Christmas Trees (Worry! This is real!)

http://www.hebookservice.com/bookpage.asp?prod_cd=c6277&sour_cd=HAE034001  

If you live next door to people with way too many animated decorations in their yard, you'll want to stick this in their general direction: http://www.prankplace.com/santa_moon.htm

Classy version for your own amusement. Especially nice on the mantle when the in-laws come over:

http://www.prankplace.com/mooningsanta.htm 

Santa-dressed Bing Crosby http://store.dolltv.com/bincrosansan.html 

Add to your holiday village:  http://store.dolltv.com/oldmanandleg.html  

Have yourself a geeky little Christmas:  http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/foryourhome/6e2c/ 

Finally, when you’re all done, relax with. . .

HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT NOT FEATURING JIMMY STEWART

The 12 Farting Elves (who look suspiciously like greenjacks) http://www.jibjab.com/xmas/play.asp?contentid=28&groupid=2   

Ah, a sweet little snow globe to shake. And shake. And shake some more! 

http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm  

Frustrated? Write your own letter to Santa:  http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/santa/index.asp   

Listen to beautiful British holiday music: http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html?

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